February 2012
Don’t make the good girls go bad.
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I had a dream that Morgan Freeman was Chelsea Handler from Chelsea Lately and his show was called Morgan Lately..
and I was his intern and I flushed a bra down the toilet and I overflowed Morgan Freemans toilet.
Fuck I have to go to class
shit
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
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Laying in bed listening to the weekend and thinking.
Oh also, also
corgisandboobs:
Whitney Houston is a “legend of film” like I’m a legend of fitness. I mean, I ran on a treadmill once.
I am so ridiculously horny right now.
fuck.
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Talk if you need to, but I can’t stay to hear you, that’s the wrong thing to do;...
– Drake (via smileworth100lies)
Shout out to asian girls, let the lights dim sum
Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)